how to defrost a man

STEP 1. get him out of the freezer




STEP 2. Put him in the microwave





STEP 3. Put the microwave on "DEFROST"






RESULT: He'll be lovely, charming, mindful, a good listener, polite, careful, admirable and responsable

fascinating little secrets

PostSecret: Confessions on Life, Death and God from Frank Warren on Vimeo.

http://postsecret.blogspot.com

je vois le jour en rose

a cheesy love story in black and white
on a grey sunday
makes you see the world through rose-coloured glasses

this will put a smile on your face

lauwarm

tarty piece

tartypieces' lifes must be so much easier.
they tear hearts to pieces.
and convince with sugarfilling.
exquisit and ingenuous.

so... i think i have to change my lifestyle in a walking talking piece of blueberry tart

X-Y chromosomenträger gesucht

Da wird man nach Monaten hedonistischem Lebensgefühl in die harte Realität zurückgeschleudert und muss sich dann auch noch mit der Suche eines Testosteronträgers rumschlagen. sehr geil.

if only this life could last forever

Edinburgh. Barcelona. Northallerton. Leeds.

¡ponémonos el mundo por la montera!